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05-21-2015, 02:46 PM
#6274
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Originally Posted by Justdoinmyjob
TOTD is the pax who decided to drop a deuce on the floor of one of the aft lavs today. I guess there was a crosswind over the target and they missed the harbor.
05-21-2015, 02:52 PM
#6276
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Joined APC: Oct 2014
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Posts: 1,537
Originally Posted by biigD
Back in my corporate days, my buddy told a story where he discovered a deuce lodged into the p!ss tube of the aft lav of his Lear 35. I mean, who sits down on the toilet, then looks at the relief tube and says, "You know what? THIS is where I'm gonna drop some heat."
I was reliably told, by a person of impeccable character, about the time he flew Bill Clinton on his Gulfstream.
No one used the blue room on their flight expect ol' Bill. When they went to prep for the next turn, they discovered pee all over the lav, even around the sink. It had been smooth as glass the entire ride. Could only have been intentional. Just because he could.
05-21-2015, 02:56 PM
#6277
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Joined APC: Feb 2008
Posts: 4,099
Originally Posted by SayAlt
Could be anyone.
I was reliably told, by a person of impeccable character, about the time he flew Bill Clinton on his Gulfstream.
No one used the blue room on their flight expect ol' Bill. When they went to prep for the next turn, they discovered pee all over the lav, even around the sink. It had been smooth as glass the entire ride. Could only have been intentional. Just because he could.
I was reliably told, by a person of impeccable character, about the time he flew Bill Clinton on his Gulfstream.
No one used the blue room on their flight expect ol' Bill. When they went to prep for the next turn, they discovered pee all over the lav, even around the sink. It had been smooth as glass the entire ride. Could only have been intentional. Just because he could.
05-21-2015, 03:20 PM
#6279
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Joined APC: Oct 2005
Position: MD-11 FO
Posts: 2,180
The jackass that came on the plane in a European city yesterday puking his guts out and the paramedics that cleared him to fly (after we called them). He sat right across from our rest seats. He was still puking well into the flight. Sometime during my rest break, he decides he's done using the bag and just pukes on the floors (and apparently all over the Lead FA's shoes). I wake up from a deep sleep to see the sawdust material getting sprinkled. I tried to roll over and continue with my nap, but the smell got too pungent. Needless to say, my rest break was cut short and I retreated to the cockpit before I, myself, got sick.
05-21-2015, 04:56 PM
#6280
What’s it doing now?
Joined APC: Mar 2011
Position: 190CA
Posts: 726
Originally Posted by Justdoinmyjob
Was this before or after he was POTUS? There just can't be that much satisfaction in peeing all over an airplane lav after defecating all over an entire nation.
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