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Old 05-21-2015, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Flubber
Add the folks who work DCA.

All these people know how to move traffic.
DCA, yes.

The IAD sectors, meh......

Being based in IAD before, the jury is still out.
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Old 05-21-2015, 12:44 PM
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There's a woman that works BOS, and listening to her work a horribly busy Ground frequency is once of the most impressive things I've heard in my career. She's a friggin' machine!
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Old 05-21-2015, 02:41 PM
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TOTD is the pax who decided to drop a deuce on the floor of one of the aft lavs today. I guess there was a crosswind over the target and they missed the harbor.
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Old 05-21-2015, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Justdoinmyjob
TOTD is the pax who decided to drop a deuce on the floor of one of the aft lavs today. I guess there was a crosswind over the target and they missed the harbor.
Back in my corporate days, my buddy told a story where he discovered a deuce lodged into the p!ss tube of the aft lav of his Lear 35. I mean, who sits down on the toilet, then looks at the relief tube and says, "You know what? THIS is where I'm gonna drop some heat."
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Old 05-21-2015, 02:49 PM
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I think the airlines should have little bag-dispensers like at the dog park.
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Old 05-21-2015, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by biigD
Back in my corporate days, my buddy told a story where he discovered a deuce lodged into the p!ss tube of the aft lav of his Lear 35. I mean, who sits down on the toilet, then looks at the relief tube and says, "You know what? THIS is where I'm gonna drop some heat."
Could be anyone.

I was reliably told, by a person of impeccable character, about the time he flew Bill Clinton on his Gulfstream.

No one used the blue room on their flight expect ol' Bill. When they went to prep for the next turn, they discovered pee all over the lav, even around the sink. It had been smooth as glass the entire ride. Could only have been intentional. Just because he could.
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Old 05-21-2015, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by SayAlt
Could be anyone.

I was reliably told, by a person of impeccable character, about the time he flew Bill Clinton on his Gulfstream.

No one used the blue room on their flight expect ol' Bill. When they went to prep for the next turn, they discovered pee all over the lav, even around the sink. It had been smooth as glass the entire ride. Could only have been intentional. Just because he could.
Was this before or after he was POTUS? There just can't be that much satisfaction in peeing all over an airplane lav after defecating all over an entire nation.
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Old 05-21-2015, 02:58 PM
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After.

I guess he got used to getting away with anything he wanted to. And from the looks of things, that hasn't changed much.
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Old 05-21-2015, 03:20 PM
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The jackass that came on the plane in a European city yesterday puking his guts out and the paramedics that cleared him to fly (after we called them). He sat right across from our rest seats. He was still puking well into the flight. Sometime during my rest break, he decides he's done using the bag and just pukes on the floors (and apparently all over the Lead FA's shoes). I wake up from a deep sleep to see the sawdust material getting sprinkled. I tried to roll over and continue with my nap, but the smell got too pungent. Needless to say, my rest break was cut short and I retreated to the cockpit before I, myself, got sick.
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Old 05-21-2015, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Justdoinmyjob
Was this before or after he was POTUS? There just can't be that much satisfaction in peeing all over an airplane lav after defecating all over an entire nation.
Nice work. I nearly sprayed my beverage, but this swa fa pours too light to waste it.
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