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10-18-2016, 07:41 AM
#8703
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Originally Posted by ShyGuy
10-18-2016, 08:50 AM
#8704
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“Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane.”
From the looks of Daniel rolling his eye in the first picture, I bet he is thinking; great! Another passenger that wants to play duck, duck, goose.
Daniel is wearing a Captain America diaper. Total class baby! You go duck!
Daniel also takes great pride in referring to his family physician as a true quack!
Now. I am not going to start the proverbial duck jokes at Daniel’s expense. I would not want to be labeled as insensitive and all.
Well…..maybe just a couple:
Q: How do you make a duck sing soul music?
A: Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers.
Q: What do you get when a duck bends over?
A: Buttquack of course
Q: What did the duck say when the flight attendant asked for payment for his snack box?
A: Put it on my bill!
Ah quap! I just couldn’t help myself.
From the looks of Daniel rolling his eye in the first picture, I bet he is thinking; great! Another passenger that wants to play duck, duck, goose.
Daniel is wearing a Captain America diaper. Total class baby! You go duck!
Daniel also takes great pride in referring to his family physician as a true quack!
Now. I am not going to start the proverbial duck jokes at Daniel’s expense. I would not want to be labeled as insensitive and all.
Well…..maybe just a couple:
Q: How do you make a duck sing soul music?
A: Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers.
Q: What do you get when a duck bends over?
A: Buttquack of course
Q: What did the duck say when the flight attendant asked for payment for his snack box?
A: Put it on my bill!
Ah quap! I just couldn’t help myself.
10-18-2016, 12:03 PM
#8705
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10-18-2016, 03:07 PM
#8706
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I've got a Yellow Lab with the jaws that can chew through and crack the nut of a 10 lb. green coconut and slurp the milk in 90 seconds.
As duck nut as she is, "Daniel" would be a dispatched in .9 of a second.
So who is liable in that one? Me or some nut that thinks all animals naturally want to live in harmony like a Disney movie?
As duck nut as she is, "Daniel" would be a dispatched in .9 of a second.
So who is liable in that one? Me or some nut that thinks all animals naturally want to live in harmony like a Disney movie?
10-18-2016, 03:38 PM
#8707
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Originally Posted by ShyGuy
Here's my contribution for the free roaming duck
.Duck Recipes - Allrecipes.com
10-18-2016, 04:39 PM
#8708
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Originally Posted by Dolphinflyer
I've got a Yellow Lab with the jaws that can chew through and crack the nut of a 10 lb. green coconut and slurp the milk in 90 seconds.
As duck nut as she is, "Daniel" would be a dispatched in .9 of a second.
So who is liable in that one? Me or some nut that thinks all animals naturally want to live in harmony like a Disney movie?
As duck nut as she is, "Daniel" would be a dispatched in .9 of a second.
So who is liable in that one? Me or some nut that thinks all animals naturally want to live in harmony like a Disney movie?
10-19-2016, 01:32 AM
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I think this guy probably just won a $1000 bet when he told his drinking buddies "I bet I can get a pet duck, dress him up, and fly him to LA without a hitch...."
I'd rather share my crackers with this guy than my armrest with some obnoxious overweight passenger. The latest: Flying to Bangkok on Cathay and an overweight Indian businessman is talking LOUDLY on cell phone while drinks are being passed out in business. "Hey--pay attention to me....I CALLED you..." was what he barked at our male flight attendant. The FA didn't miss a beat, and simply said "I wanted to help you but thought it best to let you finish your call..."
So--I'll take a pig, dog, iguana, or duck over that guy anyday....
I'd rather share my crackers with this guy than my armrest with some obnoxious overweight passenger. The latest: Flying to Bangkok on Cathay and an overweight Indian businessman is talking LOUDLY on cell phone while drinks are being passed out in business. "Hey--pay attention to me....I CALLED you..." was what he barked at our male flight attendant. The FA didn't miss a beat, and simply said "I wanted to help you but thought it best to let you finish your call..."
So--I'll take a pig, dog, iguana, or duck over that guy anyday....
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