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09-28-2018, 07:41 AM

#121

tomgoodman

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Originally Posted by Ray Red

Had a FA get ****ed off at us because there weren't wheelchairs waiting on our arrival and claimed that we were doing it making sure the chairs weren't there) on purpose. I asked her to come with me to the inflight office, she called in sick.

Next time, say: “We always wait three minutes for miraculous healings to occur. Fewer chairs will be required.”

09-28-2018, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by tomgoodman

Next time, say: “We always wait three minutes for miraculous healings to occur. Fewer chairs will be required.”

That’s what happens at grocery stores!

09-28-2018, 10:18 PM

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Ray Red

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Originally Posted by saxman66

Something similar happened to my buddy once. New girl for some reason threw a fit because a wheelchair wasn’t there to meet the plane. She called their inflight manager or whatever they were called while pax were still onboard to ask the captain be removed from the trip. Pretty sure they laughed at her. Wish I knew more details and I’m wondering how long she lasted after that.

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What airline? 9E?

10-08-2018, 05:53 PM

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About to depart to Charlotte... door about to close and I'm handing the paperwork out... flight attendant asks.... do any of you two guys know what the weather is like in Charlotte....

10-09-2018, 06:10 AM

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About to depart to Charlotte... door about to close and I'm handing the paperwork out... flight attendant asks.... do any of you two guys know what the weather is like in Charlotte....

You should have said, “Charlotte? How would I know? This bird is headed to London.” Watch the expression on her face.

10-09-2018, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by TCASTESTOK

Yes its available here.

https://app.ntsb.gov/pdfgenerator/Re...mmary&IType=CA

https://dms.ntsb.gov/pubdms/search/h...9DE90B2D40138E

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NTSB Accident ID Occurrence Date Location ERA13CA147 Feb 24, 2013 Tunica, MS, United States

If one wanted to distill the 14 pages of this thread down to the essence, highly recommend reading the witness statements of both the CA, and the witness FA in this report.
Pure. Gold.

10-09-2018, 08:13 AM

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Told our FA we were going to start flying to Melbourne.. She assumed Melbourne Australia. We work for a company with just 145’s...

10-09-2018, 10:20 PM

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Cruz Clearance

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FA pointed out from crew van at LAX.

"It's a new Korean Airline"

Dead serious.

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10-10-2018, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Cruz Clearance

FA pointed out from crew van at LAX.

"It's a new Korean Airline"

Dead serious.

Take a bow, because that's amazing.

10-10-2018, 06:28 AM

#130

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MKUltra

About to depart to Charlotte... door about to close and I'm handing the paperwork out... flight attendant asks.... do any of you two guys know what the weather is like in Charlotte....

So, she asked you what the destination weather is? Why is that strange?