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Old 03-05-2019, 05:34 PM
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"Captain, would you like your auto pilot manually inflated?"
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Old 03-05-2019, 07:44 PM
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Aft FA - “it’s getting hot back here, can you turn down the heat”

“We’re on ground power, we'll get the air on for you here in a minute”

FA - “Ok, can you at least turn off the pack so it stops blowing hot air until then”
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“okay so these rivers flow and run to the ocean, but where are the rivers that flow out of the ocean?” And my absolute favorite of all time. “So they speak French in France. but what do they speak in England?” both by same keynote speaker
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Passing thru ten and the sterile comes off;
DING!

FA: yeah Hi umm can we get up now

Pilot: Uhh sure

FA: okay jsut making sure it was okay too
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FA (Looking at potable water level indicator):

Captain, can you please call again for more blue juice?
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Old 03-06-2019, 09:18 AM
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1 hour flight time and we had a 45 minute flow time.

FA: “So the flight time is only 15 minutes now?”

No... not how that works....
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MQ LAX base opens this year, heard it from a reliable source.
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I was on a Republic flight commuting and the f/a was talking in a robot voice over the PA. Funny at first. Then really friggin aggravating. Pilots said he does it every flight.
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Originally Posted by seafeye View Post
I was on a Republic flight commuting and the f/a was talking in a robot voice over the PA. Funny at first. Then really friggin aggravating. Pilots said he does it every flight.
I was commuting on a SWA flight a few years back on the day of the Kentucky Derby. The FA used a harmonica and played the Call to Post and, if I'm not mistaken, My Old Kentucky Home. Hands down most entertaining FA I've ever met.
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Originally Posted by Vincent Chase View Post
I was commuting on a SWA flight a few years back on the day of the Kentucky Derby. The FA used a harmonica and played the Call to Post and, if I'm not mistaken, My Old Kentucky Home. Hands down most entertaining FA I've ever met.
Someone was telling me about SWA FA's having a "largest hole in your sock contest" with the passengers. The guy that won got a rubber chicken as a prize. lol
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