LMAO!! This thread is hilarous. The lying about being a military pilot...wow...that should land him in some hot water.
On a different note, I am a Navy Seal special ops soldier when I'm not flying. Two nights ago I infiltrated an enemy strong hold, and using my heartbeat sensor, SCAR-H, One man Army, Cold blooded pro and Ninja pro, I successfully eliminated the enemy threat, with 33 kills and only 2 deaths.
Modern Warfare 2 rocks!!
(Corpsemakker on xbox Live if you want to die repeatedly)