I like cats and just last week bought the granddaughter a rag doll cat.

Whaddaya mean not like cats?
All these angry old white guys seem mighty eager to pay for p...y

TOTD confessionals: I caught myself doing a hand hover today

That sounds original and also hilarious! Kudos to that gentleman and aviator.

Amnesty is granted for self-identification.

I say “what do you need” when I know we have enough gas/time to go as fast or slow as they want, gives them options. If I can’t go faster than 280 or whatever, I give a firm “280kts” or add “operationally restricted to...”

Let’s talk about
“Got em on the fish finder”
“Aaaaaaand center...”

And being a general äss-hät on 121.5

Anyone who says “Tallyho.”*


*unless you’re a fox-hunting English lord from the 18th Century who fell into a wormhole and wound up in a flight deck with a headset on. The it’s okay.

A two-way wormhole would explain why some rider in the 18th Century spotted a fox and yelled “Wind Check!”

While wearing reflective vests.........

The airport managers in Bismarck and Idaho Falls that decided no discounts on coffee for airlines.

$3.35 for a styrofoam cup of Farmer’s Brothers coffee in Bismarck or $3 for a pour it yourself cup from a Keureg in Idaho Falls is not ok.