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04-14-2022 | 08:31 AM

#331

Liger

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Originally Posted by dualinput

As the country joins the rest of the world on separating the haves from the have nots more and more I assume this is actually a good strategy. Of course the haves in mint won’t want the have nots walking past them so they will have to board from the back

That’s where the hard stands in Denver come into play😉

04-14-2022 | 08:42 AM

#332

Stayontarget

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Originally Posted by Liger

That’s where the hard stands in Denver come into play😉

Jet bridge in the front, air stairs in the back. Mullet boarding

04-14-2022 | 08:43 AM

#333

nkbux

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Originally Posted by KNOTAPILOT

I love it! Let’s bring back the mullet!

Where the heck have you been? The mullets been making a strong comeback for 3 or 4 years!

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04-14-2022 | 08:43 AM

#334

Excargodog

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Originally Posted by dualinput

I don’t think you can tell people they have to ride in the back of the bus anymore…

04-14-2022 | 08:54 AM

#335

Liger

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Originally Posted by stayontarget

jet bridge in the front, air stairs in the back. Mullet boarding

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

04-14-2022 | 02:33 PM

#336

Fah2

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Originally Posted by dualinput

Obviously many have you have never flown real first class… part of what you are paying for is the joy casting looks of indifference and dismissiveness to the plebs. They initially smile coming on the plane as they mistakenly think the large seats are for everyone, but as the view past the curtain is slowly revealed, they sulkingly trod past you, each step another rung down the social ladder, and when they see their middle seat in row 25 is between two obese people and wonder where exactly their life went wrong, you simply shrug and sip on your mimosa made with cheap sparkling wine and orange juice that still had the tin can taste. Humanity is doomed.

04-14-2022 | 02:45 PM

#337

CincoDeMayo

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Originally Posted by FahQ2

Real first class means you turn left when you get on the plane, while others go right. That’s real first class. Steerage never even walks past you.

04-14-2022 | 03:39 PM

#338

Popeye0537

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Originally Posted by CincoDeMayo

Real first class means you turn left when you get on the plane, while others go right. That’s real first class. Steerage never even walks past you.

So a 767 doesn't have "Real " first class? Dammit!!

04-14-2022 | 03:50 PM

#339

SpeedBrakes

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Originally Posted by Stayontarget

Jet bridge in the front, air stairs in the back. Mullet boarding

My wife has always said "Backdoor guests are best" /wink

04-14-2022 | 05:14 PM

#340

Fah2

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Originally Posted by CincoDeMayo

Real first class means you turn left when you get on the plane, while others go right. That’s real first class. Steerage never even walks past you.

Real first class is from the lounge to a separate jet bridge that takes you to the top floor of the plane that steerage isn’t even allowed to look at. And there’s a bar.