For those of you who hate autocorrect, here is a rap song in autocorrect...

Maybe a mechanic can dance over and take a look, and maybe all of our buttons are bad, or at least set too sensitive. I was upset about the WDR on push, then Standard Text, then the hat memo, and I'll be a monkey's uncle if I didn't jump all over that Fly button. The PA memo just about gave me a coronary. By the VA JV, I was down to just leaning my head over my left shoulder, and gently drooling.

Maybe I'm all out of upset, I don't know. Or maybe it's the Christmas spirit catching up, but while the pilots doing the dosy-do seem sort of goofy, and the notion of finding a pilot young enough, and a flight attendant slim enough, for one to carry the other seems implausible... I'm just going to pass on the indignation this time.

Happy Holidays.

Just curious. Do you ever have a good day?

No kidding. I'm on board with you Sink, and Ferd for that matter. This place is getting way too negative for me. If it weren't for FTB's pilot PA decision trees and Clamp's witty banter, I'd be out of here. When we have potential flow ups *****ing about our contract and what the current pilot group has decided and other guys upset about military guys and furloughed guys rightfully coming back to the jobs they were hired into, I'm just about "entitlemented" out. Sorry for the bastardization of what Webster would consider appropriate.

Chill the **** out. Merry Christmas bros.

Indeed, brother Buzz, indeed.

It seems to take stronger and stronger doses of underboob, and more and more of ftb's graphics, to keep the Force strong with the L&G.

I'm going to commit to one simple change, and set myself a 72-hour window, before I decide whether something truly deserves to make it onto the upset list. When I get upset, I want to it with more conviction, maybe have a rehearsed speech where I quote from the good book, Samuel L. Jackson-style.

Let's just not go all medieval on everything, shall we?