Originally Posted by Bucking Bar (Post 1326622)

80Clamp

1) Somehow, my kid knows if we are going down a grade in a jetway. Just as we enter the door ..... ppppfftttttttrrrrgump!

We can change it prior to boarding, we can try not feeding it, we can try getting it to sleep ... but by some miracle it knows the worst possible time to poop. Of course we, me with my bag tags and my wife's luggage with it's old regional airline tags, are instantly identified for the freeloaders we are; then the smell hits them ....

Not that we desire to make our employees look bad. We're just really junior and when you get a seat on the last flight out of town ....

(yet another reason to run the packs on the ground)

2) I told my wife there are no changing tables in the Men's bathroom. She has yet to discover.

3) Just wait until your kid learns how to butterfly kick a turd. For about a week mine would hook it into the wall and laugh hysterically.

Originally Posted by AeroCrewSolut (Post 1326689)

For some reason i-Crew is not working on Firefox. It does work on Safari.

Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 1326543)

http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/a...d/temp-156.jpg

Did the nuclear football actually say it was the nuclear football? I think the photo is somewhat fake.

BTW, I did corporate. My layovers were more epic. So much so, if I told you about them, you'd have to kill yourself, because they were just that degrading and lame.

Luckily, the guy I flew with salvaged most of them and got us better hotels. But that couldn't stop the pain at the airport.

Originally Posted by cni187 (Post 1326532)

Just some leftover angst that everyone I fly with is over 55.

Originally Posted by trlaketige (Post 1326606)

You're lucky. Everyone I fly with is over 60.

Originally Posted by iceman49 (Post 1326783)