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GogglesPisano 09-06-2015 05:11 PM


Originally Posted by dalad (Post 1965610)
An FO I flew with was at the bar at the Nightflight in SVO. The captain was perched on a barstool with two young Russian girls with an a$$ cheek in each hand. And he said-"just think...there's a couple of Maddog guys at the Hooters in MOB bragging about how great the wings are". The guys who have flown SVO know all about the Nightflight bar and shall we say restaurant?

Yes. But they're paying for the company of those stunning Russian bombshells in SVO. The company of those Alabama girls is complementary. :rolleyes:

cni187 09-06-2015 05:20 PM


Originally Posted by GogglesPisano (Post 1965583)
Ya but ... 4 stripes:D

(and forget about #14. It doesn't happen.)

Just stay in the right seat and let some junior people have it.

cards5 09-06-2015 05:32 PM


Originally Posted by dalad (Post 1965610)
...there's a couple of Maddog guys at the Hooters in MOB bragging about how great the wings are". The guys who have flown SVO know all about the Nightflight bar and shall we say restaurant?

Unfortunately, I think the Hooters in MOB is closed.:D

scambo1 09-06-2015 05:41 PM


Originally Posted by GogglesPisano (Post 1965583)
Ya but ... 4 stripes:D

(and forget about #14. It doesn't happen.)

Your standards are too high.

Go 717. It's a 4th stripe. Capt Pisano...

You know you should do it, you know, for God and country.

GogglesPisano 09-06-2015 05:51 PM


Originally Posted by scambo1 (Post 1965639)
Your standards are too high.

Go 717. It's a 4th stripe. Capt Pisano...

You know you should do it, you know, for God and country.

But when I go through security overseas -- even with 3 stripes -- they call me "Captain" anyway. :cool:

forgot to bid 09-06-2015 06:17 PM


Originally Posted by GogglesPisano (Post 1965532)
The next AE is late OCT/early NOV:

Toying with 717A vs (current) 765B ...

Hmmm ...

1) 24 layovers in prime spots in Europe or 10 hr layovers at the airport Holiday Inn in (it doesn't matter-ville)

2) "Non-stop buffet until happy hour" vs pretzels.

3) Afternoon sign-ins vs 0500's

4) iCrew currency pop-ups vs 5 legs/day.

5) Dinner in a cobblestone street cafe in Nice vs. TGIF in Flint.

Keep it going people! ......


There's no TGIF in Flint. Wish there was. There is a Turkey place, it's not good. At all. There is a McDonalds down the road. Don't get shot.

forgot to bid 09-06-2015 06:19 PM

Article worth printing off and handing around to the flight attendants on the van ride to the hotel. Especially you ER types or any of you dozen or so 777 types.

Scientific Study: Your cat doesn't love you











:D

forgot to bid 09-06-2015 06:30 PM

I'm not here to rewrite the TA2015s awful sick leave language with the focus on saving the company money.

But I have a solution that will fix our sick leave abuse issues and save the company money.

The pilots need more sex.

The many joyous health benefits of having more sex - Telegraph

If we had more sex, we'd see it's a natural pain killer, combats illness, sex beats stress, helps the heart, powers the brain, increases your lifespan, and so on.

I can, if you want, go look for pictures to add to this post.

That said, this is an issue. How do you get the pilots to have more sex?

1) You increase pay.

2) You increase time home.

3) You pay for prostitutes for the single guys.

4) You might need to pay for prostitutes for the married guys.

5) Just buy prostitutes. But don't treat the pilots like they're prostitutes.

:D

scambo1 09-06-2015 06:35 PM

Duplipostatiousness.

scambo1 09-06-2015 06:36 PM


Originally Posted by GogglesPisano (Post 1965649)
But when I go through security overseas -- even with 3 stripes -- they call me "Captain" anyway. :cool:

That's like calling an 8 year old "sport.":D


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