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forgot to bid 09-12-2010 06:18 PM


Originally Posted by Going2Baja (Post 869571)
Hot off the press - March 04, 2011 Baby Bus goes paperless, No Jepps.

Baja.

Big deal.

I've got it on good word that the DC9 and MD88 will have service monkeys doing our jepps. They'll pull them out as we need them, harass the cabin crew as need be, steal twix bars and bananas at will, eat bacon bits in front of the all annoying vegan pilot, test the O2 mask and check the O2 psi!, and chase cats.

http://i938.photobucket.com/albums/a...id/temp-95.jpg

You can't take them home.

http://www.insidesocal.com/sgvcrime/mojo.jpg

johnso29 09-12-2010 06:20 PM

My gawd FTB. I just about whizzed myself reading that! :D

Gunfighter 09-12-2010 07:14 PM


Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 869702)
Big deal.

I've got it on good word that the DC9 and MD88 will have service monkeys doing our jepps. They'll pull them out as we need them, harass the cabin crew as need be, steal twix bars and bananas at will, eat bacon bits in front of the all annoying vegan pilot, test the O2 mask and check the O2 psi!, and chase cats.

Trunk Monkey (Banned Comercial)#

And even perform trunk monkey duty on the crew van to the hotel.

buzzpat 09-12-2010 07:22 PM


Originally Posted by johnso29 (Post 869703)
My gawd FTB. I just about whizzed myself reading that! :D

Better than whizzing somebody else!:D

buzzpat 09-12-2010 07:27 PM


Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 869702)
Big deal.

I've got it on good word that the DC9 and MD88 will have service monkeys doing our jepps. They'll pull them out as we need them, harass the cabin crew as need be, steal twix bars and bananas at will, eat bacon bits in front of the all annoying vegan pilot, test the O2 mask and check the O2 psi!, and chase cats.

Otherwise known as "new hires?"......

I keed, I keed!:D

forgot to bid 09-12-2010 07:29 PM

i need a new nfl team, I'm was a redskin fan since i can remember but i don't like the owner one bit and now that auburn alumn campbell went to oak, i need to pick. thinking giants... or CLE!! suggestions?

forgot to bid 09-12-2010 07:31 PM


Originally Posted by buzzpat (Post 869721)
Otherwise known as "new hires?"......

I keed, I keed!:D

oooooh, funny but painful because service monkeys dont forget to do the door security check...

:D

Nosmo King 09-12-2010 07:36 PM


Originally Posted by Gunfighter (Post 869717)
Trunk Monkey (Banned Comercial)#

And even perform trunk monkey duty on the crew van to the hotel.

IMO this commercial is funnier :D

YouTube - New Axe Comercial "Axe Detailer"

buzzpat 09-12-2010 07:39 PM


Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 869724)
oooooh, funny but painful because service monkeys dont forget to do the door security check...

:D

...the door security check? Oh ****! That frikkin thing!

gearsdown 09-12-2010 07:54 PM


Originally Posted by fly2002 (Post 869253)
Haven't flown in a while in Detroit. Are guys wearing blazers yet with the temps getting down in the 50's at night?

Wanting to know what to pack. :-)

fly2002


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