Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 885539)

Since I'm in to writing fiction tonight, it just would've been nice to see this:


ATLANTA GA, Aug 28 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- The following is a statement by Captain ### ### Delta Master Executive Council, Air Line Pilots Association, International:

"Today, we stand with the pilots of United Airlines and Continental Airlines announcement that they intend to end outsourcing of their flying to regional partners following their planned merger.

We believe, as do the pilots of United and Continental, that the time is right to correct the wrongs of the past when it comes to outsourcing. We agree that because of our responsibility to our passengers and our company that we must remind management and our investors and creditors that the business of an airline is to fly – not to outsource flying to the lowest bidder or to merely act as a ticket agent.

We believe that all outsourced flying should end for the safety of our passengers and the financial health of our companies. As the pilots of Continental and United Airlines have stated, no issue carries more weight than scope and the cessation of outsourcing.

Thank you."

And...

DETROIT MI and COLLEGE PARK GA, Aug 28 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- The following iz uh statement by Captain ### ### Delta Master Executive Council, Air Line Pilots and Par Time Pimps Association, International:

"Today, we's stand wiff da pilots an hoes o' United Airlines an' Continental Airlines announcement dat dey intend ta end outsourcing o' they flying ta regional partners following they planned merger.

We believe, as do da pilots an hoes o' United an' Continental, dat da tyme iz right ta correct da wrongs o' da past when it comes ta outsourcing. We agree dat cuz o' our responsibility ta our passengers an' our company dat we's mus' remind management an' our investors an' creditors dat da bidness o' an airline iz ta fly – not ta outsource flying ta da lowest ****es or ta merely act as uh ******** ticket agent.

We believe dat all outsourced flying should end fo' da safety o' our passengers an' da financial health o' our companies. As da pilots o' Continental an' United Airlines gots stated, nahh issue carries mo' weight than scope an' da cessation o' outsourcing.

what 'chew thinking man?"

Originally Posted by DAL 88 Driver (Post 885546)

Did you hire Barbara Billingsley to write that second one?
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Originally Posted by Carl Spackler (Post 885485)

We should have voted the BK contract down and called everyone's bluff. That's how I voted. I called management's bluff and the BK judge's bluff and wanted to see the judge try to force us to work without a contract, while we went through the RLA to eventually strike. The contract asked for too much in my opinion.

Carl

Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 885553)

Slap my fro.

Originally Posted by Nosmo King (Post 885559)

You mean the second BK contract, you didn't get to vote on the first one (1993) :eek:

Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 885553)

Slap my fro.

Originally Posted by buzzpat (Post 885562)

It's an oldie but a goodie. For our fNWA bros:

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Originally Posted by buzzpat (Post 885562)

It's an oldie but a goodie. For our fNWA bros:

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Originally Posted by Justdoinmyjob (Post 885387)

About "Charlie" too. On a side note, she plays for the other team now.

Originally Posted by acl65pilot (Post 885478)

DAL88,
With expectations so low, he should be wildly successful! :D