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12-16-2017, 12:29 PM
#6211
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Joined APC: Jun 2006
Posts: 1,523
Originally Posted by HardLemonade
Brah...congrats on getting paroled. It'll be all booze, broads, and blow jobs now. Just don't make the mistake of chasing tail at work like half these bozos do. Not unless you want to be labeled a fool behind your back.
Now...first thing is first. Go slay some hood rats to get back into shape. You want to be pumped and ready to rock the first time back in the sack with some quality beef. Second...take all your cash and hide it. "Invest" it somehow in something...better yet, give those stacks to your parents and have them invest it for you. Then when the coast is clear cash those Benjamins out. Reverse Laundering....the ole' divorce two step.
Third...keep the dog. Let her have the TV. Take said dog to the dog park...use it as leverage with the local MILFs. Welcome back to freedom. I've been saving you a seat....
Now...first thing is first. Go slay some hood rats to get back into shape. You want to be pumped and ready to rock the first time back in the sack with some quality beef. Second...take all your cash and hide it. "Invest" it somehow in something...better yet, give those stacks to your parents and have them invest it for you. Then when the coast is clear cash those Benjamins out. Reverse Laundering....the ole' divorce two step.
Third...keep the dog. Let her have the TV. Take said dog to the dog park...use it as leverage with the local MILFs. Welcome back to freedom. I've been saving you a seat....
12-16-2017, 01:33 PM
#6213
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Joined APC: Jul 2017
Posts: 44
Originally Posted by HardLemonade
Brah...congrats on getting paroled. It'll be all booze, broads, and blow jobs now. Just don't make the mistake of chasing tail at work like half these bozos do. Not unless you want to be labeled a fool behind your back.
Now...first thing is first. Go slay some hood rats to get back into shape. You want to be pumped and ready to rock the first time back in the sack with some quality beef. Second...take all your cash and hide it. "Invest" it somehow in something...better yet, give those stacks to your parents and have them invest it for you. Then when the coast is clear cash those Benjamins out. Reverse Laundering....the ole' divorce two step.
Third...keep the dog. Let her have the TV. Take said dog to the dog park...use it as leverage with the local MILFs. Welcome back to freedom. I've been saving you a seat....
Now...first thing is first. Go slay some hood rats to get back into shape. You want to be pumped and ready to rock the first time back in the sack with some quality beef. Second...take all your cash and hide it. "Invest" it somehow in something...better yet, give those stacks to your parents and have them invest it for you. Then when the coast is clear cash those Benjamins out. Reverse Laundering....the ole' divorce two step.
Third...keep the dog. Let her have the TV. Take said dog to the dog park...use it as leverage with the local MILFs. Welcome back to freedom. I've been saving you a seat....
12-17-2017, 09:08 AM
#6218
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Joined APC: Jan 2017
Posts: 190
Originally Posted by Bigpimppilot
True but some people are so bitter they see Swiss bank accounts as a winning play to beat the ex and put her/him and the kids in the poor house. It’s not their fault you got displaced to lga.
12-17-2017, 03:19 PM
#6220
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Joined APC: Nov 2016
Posts: 178
Originally Posted by Bigpimppilot
Well just to continue beating a dead horse I think we stopped directing posts to the original poster. Just offering a counter to diverting money and slapping new tail
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