joke du jour May 31, 2006
06-24-2006, 07:50 PM
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I noticed a woman at the airport the other day, she had a flat chest and a big round ass. I always wanted an ass like that, myself I have a 36 c and a skinny ass. She came up to me and asked how I got the stack I have. I said
"rub toilet paper between your boobs." "toilet paper?,she says "what good is that going to do?
"I said " its done wonders for your ass"
"rub toilet paper between your boobs." "toilet paper?,she says "what good is that going to do?
"I said " its done wonders for your ass"
06-24-2006, 08:45 PM
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Cass spanking
Originally Posted by Cass
I noticed a woman at the airport the other day, she had a flat chest and a big round ass. I always wanted an ass like that, myself I have a 36 c and a skinny ass. She came up to me and asked how I got the stack I have. I said
"rub toilet paper between your boobs." "toilet paper?,she says "what good is that going to do?
"I said " its done wonders for your ass"
"rub toilet paper between your boobs." "toilet paper?,she says "what good is that going to do?
"I said " its done wonders for your ass"Cass, you are the one who needs the spanking and I'm willing to do it!
06-24-2006, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Cass
I noticed a woman at the airport the other day, she had a flat chest and a big round ass. I always wanted an ass like that, myself I have a 36 c and a skinny ass. She came up to me and asked how I got the stack I have. I said
"rub toilet paper between your boobs." "toilet paper?,she says "what good is that going to do?
"I said " its done wonders for your ass"
"rub toilet paper between your boobs." "toilet paper?,she says "what good is that going to do?
"I said " its done wonders for your ass"
06-24-2006, 10:17 PM
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flaps or no flaps,
You guys are all crazy!
06-25-2006, 07:46 AM
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Animals, I cannot speak for the others, but I ventured out of the Hangar several times and got beaten back repeatedly. So I am going to keep my little joke thread going as long as possible. Stay where I belong, I guess. 
And according to someone on the jumpseating thread, I do not belong on the captain's lap. 
And according to someone on the jumpseating thread, I do not belong on the captain's lap.
06-25-2006, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by vagabond
Animals, I cannot speak for the others, but I ventured out of the Hangar several times and got beaten back repeatedly. So I am going to keep my little joke thread going as long as possible. Stay where I belong, I guess. And according to someone on the jumpseating thread, I do not belong on the captain's lap.
And according to someone on the jumpseating thread, I do not belong on the captain's lap. Those guys can all go pound sand, bunch of whining sissys.
Whilst I was warring on the UPS threads this one guy starts talking about how he got his time freight doggin and you have to have your balls screwed on really tight and women dont HAVE any of those.
I beg to differ..
This last winter I hauled UPS freight in mountainous terrain in some of the worst weather Ive ever been in..in a Caravan. Once I iced up so bad the boots wouldnt work anymore, the deice on the prop was insufficient, and between losing airspeed, altitude, and violent shuddering of the Van,if I had HAD any balls they would have dissappeared with the seat cushion.
And that is just one instance. So when I read that arrogant silliness it just makes me smile and shake my head. You should do the same and post where you please.
Last edited by Cass; 06-25-2006 at 08:41 AM.
06-25-2006, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted by calcapt
Cass, you are the one who needs the spanking and I'm willing to do it!
06-25-2006, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Cass
Poppa has the hots for Vagabond.....
06-26-2006, 03:23 PM
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I heard a rumor that Browntail was turned down by four or five airlines because he kept flunking the sim checks. He kept sitting in the pilots seat backwards, as in facing the rear of the cockpit. Nobody could figure it out and just sent him home. Come to find out, the seats all had sheepskin seatcovers. Who would of thought?
06-26-2006, 03:24 PM
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talk is cheap
Originally Posted by Cass
PLEEAASSEE Charlie I cant wait!!!! I have been SO good for SO long that I am finally ready for a blowout. Fireworks and all!!!
Talk is cheap!
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