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Old 03-18-2019, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by capt707 View Post
Maybe a 0.002% Lyft Award?!

Last Trip..

F1: "Can you call Ops for [insert a list of BS items that should be done regardless every flight with 30 mins to departure time]

Me: "They know"

F1: "You act like you don't care!"

Me: "I'm not acting"
Last leg headed to FL then a DH back. Scan HYD page. SYS 3 QTY at 24-26%. Not on the cyan but touching. Is that normal? I dunno. Havenít been flying it so I donít know what normal is. Look in book. Nothing. Text SOC- can u ask mx if sys 3 HYD QTY is normal at 24 PCT or does it need srvcing...

Because Iím headed to where we have mx and donít want to hose the next guy while I self DH outta there. SOC says mx wonít respond. Send the same message to MX expecting the canned response. Nada. No response. As Iím walking away FO comes up jetway says tech is here and needs me to write up HYD because heís going to service it.

Level 1/2 LIFT nomination.
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Old 03-18-2019, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Std Deviation View Post
Last leg headed to FL then a DH back. Scan HYD page. SYS 3 QTY at 24-26%. Not on the cyan but touching. Is that normal? I dunno. Havenít been flying it so I donít know what normal is. Look in book. Nothing. Text SOC- can u ask mx if sys 3 HYD QTY is normal at 24 PCT or does it need srvcing...

Because Iím headed to where we have mx and donít want to hose the next guy while I self DH outta there. SOC says mx wonít respond. Send the same message to MX expecting the canned response. Nada. No response. As Iím walking away FO comes up jetway says tech is here and needs me to write up HYD because heís going to service it.

Level 1/2 LIFT nomination.
I think youre on to something with this 1/2 Lift award.
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Old 04-03-2019, 04:38 AM
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Well now that Iíve upgraded to PIC on Upstate New Yorkís favorite hometown airline (voted number one in Buffalo for ď Best Mediocre Chicken Wings available nearest to your departure gateĒ), Iím well on my way to improving my captain image.

Iím already working on gaining an extra 30lbs and have become extremely cheap by using my raise to purchase coffee only when absolutely necessary (coffee pot deferred, no McDonalds nearby, and canít bum coffee money from first year FO because heís ďbroke.Ē Liar.

Anyway, on a recent trip my FO looked at my phone and inquired, ďIs that an iPhone 4?Ē Nope! Thatís a 5. And an S model so WAY more fancy. My question is.... Should a CA upgrade to a 6? Sure, the ladies love a man with a phat phone but I donít want to send the wrong image that Iím just about the bling. What says...Iíve finally made it, without being too ostentatious when it comes to telecommunications gear?
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Old 04-03-2019, 04:41 AM
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Well now that Iíve upgraded to PIC on Upstate New Yorkís favorite hometown airline (voted number one in Buffalo for ď Best Mediocre Chicken Wings available nearest to your departure gateĒ), Iím well on my way to improving my captain image.

Iím already working on gaining an extra 30lbs and have become extremely cheap by using my raise to purchase coffee only when absolutely necessary (coffee pot deferred, no McDonalds nearby, and canít bum coffee money from first year FO because heís ďbroke.Ē Liar.

Anyway, on a recent trip my FO looked at my phone and inquired, ďIs that an iPhone 4?Ē Nope! Thatís a 5. And an S model so WAY more fancy. My question is.... Should a CA upgrade to a 6? Sure, the ladies love a man with a phat phone but I donít want to send the wrong image that Iím just about the bling. What says...Iíve finally made it, without being too ostentatious when it comes to telecommunications gear?
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Old 04-03-2019, 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Std Deviation View Post
Well now that Iíve upgraded to PIC on Upstate New Yorkís favorite hometown airline (voted number one in Buffalo for ď Best Mediocre Chicken Wings available nearest to your departure gateĒ), Iím well on my way to improving my captain image.

Iím already working on gaining an extra 30lbs and have become extremely cheap by using my raise to purchase coffee only when absolutely necessary (coffee pot deferred, no McDonalds nearby, and canít bum coffee money from first year FO because heís ďbroke.Ē Liar.

Anyway, on a recent trip my FO looked at my phone and inquired, ďIs that an iPhone 4?Ē Nope! Thatís a 5. And an S model so WAY more fancy. My question is.... Should a CA upgrade to a 6? Sure, the ladies love a man with a phat phone but I donít want to send the wrong image that Iím just about the bling. What says...Iíve finally made it, without being too ostentatious when it comes to telecommunications gear?
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Old 04-03-2019, 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted by ClncClarence View Post
Haha!! Winner!!
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Old 04-03-2019, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by ClncClarence View Post
So airline captain, well done.
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Old 04-03-2019, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Std Deviation View Post
Well now that Iíve upgraded to PIC on Upstate New Yorkís favorite hometown airline (voted number one in Buffalo for ď Best Mediocre Chicken Wings available nearest to your departure gateĒ), Iím well on my way to improving my captain image.

Iím already working on gaining an extra 30lbs and have become extremely cheap by using my raise to purchase coffee only when absolutely necessary (coffee pot deferred, no McDonalds nearby, and canít bum coffee money from first year FO because heís ďbroke.Ē Liar.

Anyway, on a recent trip my FO looked at my phone and inquired, ďIs that an iPhone 4?Ē Nope! Thatís a 5. And an S model so WAY more fancy. My question is.... Should a CA upgrade to a 6? Sure, the ladies love a man with a phat phone but I donít want to send the wrong image that Iím just about the bling. What says...Iíve finally made it, without being too ostentatious when it comes to telecommunications gear?
You have a gift my friend. Funny dude.
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Old 04-03-2019, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Std Deviation View Post
Well now that Iíve upgraded to PIC on Upstate New Yorkís favorite hometown airline (voted number one in Buffalo for ď Best Mediocre Chicken Wings available nearest to your departure gateĒ), Iím well on my way to improving my captain image.

Iím already working on gaining an extra 30lbs and have become extremely cheap by using my raise to purchase coffee only when absolutely necessary (coffee pot deferred, no McDonalds nearby, and canít bum coffee money from first year FO because heís ďbroke.Ē Liar.

Anyway, on a recent trip my FO looked at my phone and inquired, ďIs that an iPhone 4?Ē Nope! Thatís a 5. And an S model so WAY more fancy. My question is.... Should a CA upgrade to a 6? Sure, the ladies love a man with a phat phone but I donít want to send the wrong image that Iím just about the bling. What says...Iíve finally made it, without being too ostentatious when it comes to telecommunications gear?
Just go with the JetBlue provided cell phone.
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Old 04-08-2019, 02:28 PM
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Does anybody have any idea how long it would take to hold a line on the 190 in BOS or JFK?
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