Ahhh, Mr. Grrrreeeeeaaattt Day. I can't believe it took 258 pages for this guy to come up!

Vince Offer is Back! The biggest tool of the decade but ya gotta love this tool. This is his newest ad and is a real ad. You cannot help but LOL at this tool! Schticky commercial [OFFICIAL] - YouTube

Man, it's a good thing he didn't have his Schticky with him when he beat up that hooker! Might have killed her!

ShamWow Guy Beats Hooker - YouTube

Must have played a lot of Grand Theft Auto!

Hey, good news, there's a whole bunch of fresh strippers and hookers from LAS, MSY and NYC coming to Tampa for the RNC! Seems those 'Family Values' guys are great customers! Should be good hunting there this week, I just hope the big storm doesn't hurt their business!

LOLWUT,

I must nominate you man. Not for the fact that you were apparently "roffied" by some weird Iranian old man at the hotel bar and later woke up in his room, but the mere fact that you are going around telling every crew you fly with about this story. Everyone has a personal wall of shame, but broadcasting your own is kind of dumb.

I guess the icing is the facebook photo of yourself in the captains seat of a heavy.

You're going to need to hook a brother up with more details on that. Do tell!

Deets?

You're just upset because I told everyone about our special night together.

How'd you find that picture of me??