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Justdoinmyjob , 03-23-2014 06:27 AM

Looking for a laugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by erk13

Was gonna throw the bs flag on Timbo but decided I liked any story that had a pilot getting a phone call at the hotel bar from the station manager.

I remember a memo Delta put out about making sure both engines are shut down before leaving. Seems it happened a bit in the past.

#5132

Timbo , 03-23-2014 07:06 AM

Runs with scissors

Quote:

Originally Posted by erk13

Was gonna throw the bs flag on Timbo but decided I liked any story that had a pilot getting a phone call at the hotel bar from the station manager.

Why would my friend lie to me about his stupidity?

You would have to know this guy, he was in my new hire class and was nearly fired before he finished class for doing something stupid. From what I know of him, I fully believe he did it! I've got about 5 more of his stories that most of us would find unbelievable but I'll leave those for another day.

And yet he's still working here!

#5133

Timbo , 03-23-2014 07:08 AM

Runs with scissors

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justdoinmyjob

I remember a memo Delta put out about making sure both engines are shut down before leaving. Seems it happened a bit in the past.

Every memo's got a pretty good story behind it...

I just flew with a guy who claimed he generated the Australian Security Compliance memo!

#5134

gloopy , 03-23-2014 09:02 AM

Gets Weekends Off

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timbo

Every memo's got a pretty good story behind it...

I just flew with a guy who claimed he generated the Australian Security Compliance memo!

You gotta admit there's something semi-cool about being able to say "yeah, that was me" for some of the memos.

#5135

gloopy , 03-23-2014 09:02 AM

Gets Weekends Off

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boomer

They also left out his one carrier trap in the space shuttle. Google "USS Intrepid" if you don't believe me.

Why are you not here yet?

#5136

Roll Inverted and Pull , 03-23-2014 09:39 AM

Gets Weekends Off

Quote:

Originally Posted by erk13

Was gonna throw the bs flag on Timbo but decided I liked any story that had a pilot getting a phone call at the hotel bar from the station manager.

I got one, many, many years ago. Seems that when I did a 180 to get into a gate down at Mobile (In a Maddog) with one engine shut down, I managed to blow out three windshields in a nearby parking lot.

#5137

FmrFreightDog , 03-23-2014 04:55 PM

Gets Weekends Off

This guy. Some people just should not be given access to the internet......

LGA: Landing on LaGarbage. | JetHead's Blog

#5138

EMBFlyer , 03-23-2014 05:41 PM

Gets Weekends Off

Quote:

Originally Posted by FmrFreightDog

This guy. Some people just should not be given access to the internet...... LGA: Landing on LaGarbage. | JetHead's Blog

He's already been discussed at length early on in the thread. He's afraid of DCA, too.

#5139

badflaps , 03-23-2014 06:16 PM

Gets Weekends Off

Quote:

Originally Posted by FmrFreightDog

This guy. Some people just should not be given access to the internet......

LGA: Landing on LaGarbage. | JetHead's Blog

What is an "open" ATP? That's a new one.

#5140

HeavyDriver , 03-23-2014 06:25 PM

Just Plane Stupid

Quote:

Originally Posted by FmrFreightDog

This guy. Some people just should not be given access to the internet......

LGA: Landing on LaGarbage. | JetHead's Blog

Sorry for the who has the bigger penis point...but...what's the big deal with LGA?...I've flown DC-10's and L-1011's into there...I bet the no fly list on this guy is epic.