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#5991

uvuflier , 04-10-2015 02:59 PM

Gets Weekends Off

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickair7777

I try to stay off this thread, philosophically I try to have a more positive outlook but lately I must yield to self-evident truths, between Peter Garrison and today's winner...

Help A Young Girl's Dad Be A Pilot by Philip Webb - GoFundMe

Aggravating factor, he posted this multiple times on APC under the name "Philip Webb"...have no idea if that's his real name.

Additional aggravating factor, says he originally wanted be a military pilot but "family and friends talked him out of it". Bet it sucked that his dream of being a military aviator was screwed up by those annoying wars...who wants to join up during a war?

He's not the only one. Anyone bother to type in "pilot" in the gofundme search bar? I saw one guy who I might have considered helping out. Sad...

#5992

Boomer , 04-10-2015 06:31 PM

Gets Weekends Off

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elliot

Now I know you're 'full of it'!! I can't imagine a (single) SWA pilot being uncomfortable with (alternative-lifestyle) porn in the cockpit!

A couple years back there was one guy who told everyone on frequency how uncomfortable he was with alternative lifestyles. And fat chicks.

#5993

badflaps , 04-11-2015 06:14 AM

Gets Weekends Off

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boomer

A couple years back there was one guy who told everyone on frequency how uncomfortable he was with alternative lifestyles. And fat chicks.

Didn't he make a public apology, and actually showed a kitten he had adopted? Boomer, just when I think Isis got ya, you pop back up......

#5994

Facebitten , 04-11-2015 09:45 AM

Banned

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickair7777

I sent 2 dollars. That should get the ball rolling.

#5995

LNL76 , 04-11-2015 03:40 PM

Junior Senior

ToolS of the day....the moron teenage boys who are on either side and across from me at my hotel. They couldn't be any more inconsiderate if they tried, slamming doors and stomping around. Front desk says they have a game tonight and will be quiet when they return (security will see to it). Why do I not believe that?

#5996

Purple Drank , 04-11-2015 03:43 PM

Straight QOL, homie

Call their room when you wake up tomorrow. Pretend to be panicked. Tell them the team's about to leave them--why aren't they in the lobby? HURRY UP!!

#5997

LNL76 , 04-11-2015 03:47 PM

Junior Senior

Quote:

Originally Posted by Purple Drank

Call their room when you wake up tomorrow. Pretend to be panicked. Tell them the team's about to leave them--why aren't they in the lobby? HURRY UP!!

Good idea, but think I'll slam doors and bang stuff around my room when I wake up at 0415.....I may even call their room "by accident." Is this how ATL people behave?! What happened to southern hospitality?

BTW, I hope they LOSE tonight.....

#5998

badflaps , 04-11-2015 03:59 PM

Gets Weekends Off

It seems to me, if they are in a hotel in ATL, that they are not from ATL. Put some of that beauty goo on your face and go scare the c--p out of them.

#5999

LNL76 , 04-11-2015 04:02 PM

Junior Senior

Quote:

Originally Posted by badflaps

It seems to me, if they are in a hotel in ATL, that they are not from ATL. Put some of that beauty goo on your face and go scare the c--p out of them.

Oops, yes, probably not ATL, but Georgia. Still waiting for the southern hospitality.

I don't think I would put goo on my face to scare 'em. I'd have to take it off to do that!

#6000

Purple Drank , 04-11-2015 06:02 PM

Straight QOL, homie

Quote:

Originally Posted by LNL76

Good idea, but think I'll slam doors and bang stuff around my room when I wake up at 0415....

That would wake up innocent bystanders in adjacent rooms...and mark you as the tool.