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forgot to bid 12-19-2012 08:31 PM

You know 80, you can handle no sleep. You'll struggle with that oh so fun to sleep in 6am-12pm, but you can handle it. You might even make a suggestion like I used to effectively do... I'll get the baby till 4am, then you have the morning.

But while you can handle it, rest assured women can't.

See here is pre-mom, the happy 80ktclamp bride-to-be...

http://www.malefirst.co.uk/image-lib...ng-britney.jpg

Yes, that's nice. Then comes two kids.

http://refriedscreens.com/wp-content...pears-bald.jpg

Same girl.

Then comes three kids.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ibnN5olqMy...0/scarface.jpg

Same girl.

Good luck with that.

You listening Grasshopper?

[green smile face]

80ktsClamp 12-19-2012 08:37 PM

My wife is on the Jenna Fischer plan. :D

Before:

http://www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com/wp...na-Fischer.png

After:

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/pho...6-817-1222.jpg


And don't tell me anything otherwise!

80ktsClamp 12-19-2012 08:39 PM


Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 1315482)
You know 80, you can handle no sleep. You'll struggle with that oh so fun to sleep in 6am-12pm, but you can handle it. You might even make a suggestion like I used to effectively do... I'll get the baby till 4am, then you have the morning.

But while you can handle it, rest assured women can't.

See here is pre-mom, the happy 80ktclamp bride-to-be...

http://www.malefirst.co.uk/image-lib...ng-britney.jpg

Yes, that's nice. Then comes two kids.

http://refriedscreens.com/wp-content...pears-bald.jpg

Same girl.

Then comes three kids.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ibnN5olqMy...0/scarface.jpg

Same girl.

Good luck with that.

You listening Grasshopper?

[green smile face]

I'm going to PM this to your wife on facebook. Yeah. How about that?

Man up! (big smile face and maniacal laugh)

forgot to bid 12-20-2012 03:55 AM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 1315486)
I'm going to PM this to your wife on facebook. Yeah. How about that?

Man up! (big smile face and maniacal laugh)

ha. slippery slope 80, slippery slope.

btw we had some good friends that had two sets of twins, all under the age of two. that's a lot of diaper changing a day.

Jinks 12-20-2012 03:57 AM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 1315485)
My wife is on the Jenna Fischer plan. :D

Before:

http://www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com/wp...na-Fischer.png

After:

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/pho...6-817-1222.jpg


And don't tell me anything otherwise!


80, Are you trying to prevent cancer with Jenna? Check out the finger creeping around her right arm.

Jinks

forgot to bid 12-20-2012 04:21 AM


Originally Posted by Jinks (Post 1315541)
80, Are you trying to prevent cancer with Jenna? Check out the finger creeping around her right arm.

Jinks

:D how did you spot that jinks?

Um, 80, that's uh... well... an intriguing approach....... :D


Hey 80, 10 bonus points for handing your wife the wrong child to breast feed.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aoltv.com...m-pam-baby.jpg

Greatest scene on the Office ever.

grasshopper 12-20-2012 04:34 AM


Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 1315482)

You listening Grasshopper?

[green smile face]

I heard you about 3 am and then again at 5 am.

ExAF 12-20-2012 06:37 AM


Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 1315432)
You know, it's just fitting that a couple of days before the world ends this gets published...

Squeezing breasts can stop cancer, best study ever says

oh to have participated in that research. But I'd been the control group, the one that doesn't get to do anything. :mad:

Why would you want to squeeze your own breasts?:p;)

LNL76 12-20-2012 06:39 AM

Hmmmm, if squeezing breasts can prevent breast cancer does squeezing testicles have the same effect?

ExAF 12-20-2012 07:18 AM


Originally Posted by LNL76 (Post 1315606)
Hmmmm, if squeezing breasts can prevent breast cancer does squeezing testicles have the same effect?

I don't think that will do much for preventing breast cancer.;):D


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