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You know 80, you can handle no sleep. You'll struggle with that oh so fun to sleep in 6am-12pm, but you can handle it. You might even make a suggestion like I used to effectively do... I'll get the baby till 4am, then you have the morning.
But while you can handle it, rest assured women can't. See here is pre-mom, the happy 80ktclamp bride-to-be... http://www.malefirst.co.uk/image-lib...ng-britney.jpg Yes, that's nice. Then comes two kids. http://refriedscreens.com/wp-content...pears-bald.jpg Same girl. Then comes three kids. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ibnN5olqMy...0/scarface.jpg Same girl. Good luck with that. You listening Grasshopper? [green smile face] |
My wife is on the Jenna Fischer plan. :D
Before: http://www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com/wp...na-Fischer.png After: http://images2.fanpop.com/images/pho...6-817-1222.jpg And don't tell me anything otherwise! |
Originally Posted by forgot to bid
(Post 1315482)
You know 80, you can handle no sleep. You'll struggle with that oh so fun to sleep in 6am-12pm, but you can handle it. You might even make a suggestion like I used to effectively do... I'll get the baby till 4am, then you have the morning.
But while you can handle it, rest assured women can't. See here is pre-mom, the happy 80ktclamp bride-to-be... http://www.malefirst.co.uk/image-lib...ng-britney.jpg Yes, that's nice. Then comes two kids. http://refriedscreens.com/wp-content...pears-bald.jpg Same girl. Then comes three kids. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ibnN5olqMy...0/scarface.jpg Same girl. Good luck with that. You listening Grasshopper? [green smile face] Man up! (big smile face and maniacal laugh) |
Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp
(Post 1315486)
I'm going to PM this to your wife on facebook. Yeah. How about that?
Man up! (big smile face and maniacal laugh) btw we had some good friends that had two sets of twins, all under the age of two. that's a lot of diaper changing a day. |
Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp
(Post 1315485)
My wife is on the Jenna Fischer plan. :D
Before: http://www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com/wp...na-Fischer.png After: http://images2.fanpop.com/images/pho...6-817-1222.jpg And don't tell me anything otherwise! 80, Are you trying to prevent cancer with Jenna? Check out the finger creeping around her right arm. Jinks |
Originally Posted by Jinks
(Post 1315541)
80, Are you trying to prevent cancer with Jenna? Check out the finger creeping around her right arm.
Jinks Um, 80, that's uh... well... an intriguing approach....... :D Hey 80, 10 bonus points for handing your wife the wrong child to breast feed. http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aoltv.com...m-pam-baby.jpg Greatest scene on the Office ever. |
Originally Posted by forgot to bid
(Post 1315482)
You listening Grasshopper? [green smile face] |
Originally Posted by forgot to bid
(Post 1315432)
You know, it's just fitting that a couple of days before the world ends this gets published...
Squeezing breasts can stop cancer, best study ever says oh to have participated in that research. But I'd been the control group, the one that doesn't get to do anything. :mad: |
Hmmmm, if squeezing breasts can prevent breast cancer does squeezing testicles have the same effect?
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Originally Posted by LNL76
(Post 1315606)
Hmmmm, if squeezing breasts can prevent breast cancer does squeezing testicles have the same effect?
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