Pretty good stuff, deadhead, ftb, iaflyer. I honestly wish I could remember some of the better ones, because they're so telling, in the moment, and yet they are subtle enough to be forgotten.

Another couple that come to mind:
(from a guy you've known 47 seconds)
"If I were you..." (which I suppose means you would become him, and hate yourself, which would also make him hate you, because now he's you, you're him, and you've become an absolute tool),
"Here are a couple techniques that..." (I'm going to require of you),
"I've been on the aircraft a long time, so..." (I'll endorse your logbook, assuming you do well, and pay attention),
"...volunteered to be a LCA..." (and strangely all slots were taken. but then this junior guy...),

Honorable mention - a basket and a foul:
"That doesn't sound right, I don't think we had furloughs?!"

And wrap it up with a game-ending three-point shot:
"...so with the middle break, you see, I can be more rested to help you land."

So true!:D

Yes, but how do they figure out they flew heavies in the Air Force? Do they hug for a very long time, and if it doesn't feel awkward or uncomfortable, then they flew heavies in the Air Force?:)

Usually it becomes apparent when we both reach for the throttles at the same time, have that awkward man touch and then look longingly into each other's eyes.;)

I didn't know you were Navy? :D

Carl

There's a CA in LA. Last time I flew with him I asked "so who ya been flying with?" He answered "a lot of junior guys from Salt Lake."

There's your sign........

Well, my wife thinks I was "Top Gun." But that's as close as I got....;)

If you haven't gotten yours yet its not too late to cancel it. I canceled mine the other day and used the Pro-Diem one. Got the report back in about 4 hours from Pro-diem.

All I did was fly rubber dog**** to Hong Kong. But, my wife knew all about it....

Um yeah.... I guess block hour ratios are above your comprehension.