Hey you asked and where was I complaining. All I said was that to maintain the QOL that I still have although somewhat degraded, I will have to stay where I am. I believe I said " not complaining" in my post. :D

I can pick and choose which words I read, right? :)

It's a free country, GOSH! :D

(sorry... missed that line. Bog not read gud.)

Well one man's trash is another man's gold. We got 12000+ pilots here that will all have a different opinion on what is the best deal for him. And who knows what will happen if they move the 330 to a new base, I might just get lucky but I sure would not bet on it.:)

If you flew the MD88 with ole FTB here, you're QOL would straight up from that 744. Just saying.

Okay, that was a lie.

But it would be true if you were to fly with Beer. That dude could get you into trouble that would make uncle Ferd blush and Newk hold your spit cup.

Now if I knew I could have some fun and get into a little trouble I might just sign up.:D

Might have to bid the 737NG and fly with 80 so he could whip me into shape really quick, but I should probably go for the expedited program and fly with newk. Then I would be bullet proof.:eek:

ftb speaks the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

Plus as an MD88A you get to watch the FO flail their arms, pat their stomach, and brew coffee on the taxi out while sitting there and counting your money. :)

There is no whipping into shape. It's just dealing with me figuring out how to properly target the fart wind away from the captain (or is it directing it to the captain?) on my new found home. Still trying to figure out how to pull up APC on those fancy color displays.

No FO has ever flown with NewK that remembers it. The FO does however sit in the right seat and watches newK sprout 3 extra arms and do what newK does: create pure awesomeness. The experience is similar to reaching nirvana or watching Tiger Woods talk to a sketchy blond chick behind his wife's back.

And if you, as an 88A, take a metal object and strike it against the pressurization wheel then it will make a chime like a cash register. So every minute just hit and let him know you're making money and oh by the way, start that right engine, we're #2.

But beware, that FO will tagteam with the 88 and get you back.

Or in front of his wife. :eek: