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Old 09-27-2011 | 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by JobHopper
Pilot Assistance Network. Originally formed at NWA under the Aeromedical Comittee, it was integrated into DALPA. If you call, they will answer.
MAN (to Info Agent) What's the fastest animal on earth?
INFO AGENT
The cheetah. Next.
WOMAN
Should I fake my orgasms?
INFO AGENT
Yes. Next.

Next in line are three armed, bearded "TERRORISTS."

"TERRORIST" 1
Please, where is flight to Miami?
INFO AGENT
(without indicating anything) Over there. Next. The TERRORISTS leave looking confused.
TED
Mission control?
INFO AGENT
(without indicating anything) It's over therrrrrrr!

The agent is shot with an arrow and slumps over the counter.
Old 09-27-2011 | 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
I vote Gloopy as my APCF Representative, from now on, whatever he says. I belch out a post but he nails his.

For technical data I think I would like to have George and his Brasilia with the flares for my technical post representative.
Yup. Is there a way Gloopy can auto-proxy the contract survey for anyone too lazy to take it?
Old 09-27-2011 | 05:37 PM
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I've got a new standard for my landings - soft, hard, or "tear the engines off hard":



Accident: Aeropostal DC95 at Puerto Ordaz on Sep 26th 2011, hard landing tears engines off

An Aeropostal Douglas DC-9-50, registration YV136T performing flight VH-342 from Caracas to Puerto Ordaz (Venezuela) with 125 passengers and 5 crew, made a hard touch down at Puerto Ordaz causing both engines' (JT8D) pylons and support structures at the airframe to crack and distort nearly separating the engines from the airframe. The airplane slowed safely, stopped on the runway and was shut down. No injuries occurred, the aircraft received substantial damage. The passengers disembarked onto the runway.

The aircraft was later towed off the runway.

No Metars and no local weather station data of Puerto Ordaz/Ciudad Guayana are available.

Accident: Aeropostal DC95 at Puerto Ordaz on Sep 26th 2011, hard landing tears engines off



Old 09-27-2011 | 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Flamer
Yup. Is there a way Gloopy can auto-proxy the contract survey for anyone too lazy to take it?
Probably. They have the internet on computers now so I'm sure we can figure a way.
Old 09-27-2011 | 05:44 PM
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Admittedly, DAL is in a different place than AA. However, I think we are starting to see the legacy response to this exciting wave of retirements we have been looking forward to. From the AA thread:

Looking like between 100-150. And what does AA do? Shrink the schedule another 4% due to pilot shortages.
Old 09-27-2011 | 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by iaflyer
I've got a new standard for my landings - soft, hard, or "tear the engines off hard":



Accident: Aeropostal DC95 at Puerto Ordaz on Sep 26th 2011, hard landing tears engines off

An Aeropostal Douglas DC-9-50, registration YV136T performing flight VH-342 from Caracas to Puerto Ordaz (Venezuela) with 125 passengers and 5 crew, made a hard touch down at Puerto Ordaz causing both engines' (JT8D) pylons and support structures at the airframe to crack and distort nearly separating the engines from the airframe. The airplane slowed safely, stopped on the runway and was shut down. No injuries occurred, the aircraft received substantial damage. The passengers disembarked onto the runway.

The aircraft was later towed off the runway.

No Metars and no local weather station data of Puerto Ordaz/Ciudad Guayana are available.

Accident: Aeropostal DC95 at Puerto Ordaz on Sep 26th 2011, hard landing tears engines off



Well at least the tail stayed attached.
Old 09-27-2011 | 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by FlyZ
Admittedly, DAL is in a different place than AA. However, I think we are starting to see the legacy response to this exciting wave of retirements we have been looking forward to. From the AA thread:

Looking like between 100-150. And what does AA do? Shrink the schedule another 4% due to pilot shortages.
Am I wrong, I haven't followed it all that closely, but these retirements seem to be akin to Delta 2004/2005 right now, don't they?
Old 09-27-2011 | 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by forgot to bid
Am I wrong, I haven't followed it all that closely, but these retirements seem to be akin to Delta 2004/2005 right now, don't they?
Yep, their pilots that are eligible to take the lump sum are doing so and running knowing full well that CH11 would take it all away. Their PB will be massively underfunded when they enter and as a result it too will be sent to the PBGC.
Old 09-27-2011 | 06:29 PM
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Yep, their pilots that are eligible to take the lump sum are doing so and running knowing full well that CH11 would take it all away. Their PB will be massively underfunded when they enter and as a result it too will be sent to the PBGC.
Now under the new bk laws, things will not be so easy for AA should they choose that route.

....and it sure as heck won't help us in our hunt for a nice contract.
Old 09-27-2011 | 06:34 PM
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Now under the new bk laws, things will not be so easy for AA should they choose that route.

....and it sure as heck won't help us in our hunt for a nice contract.

I have been hearing this same thing for years now.

Does anyone know: What substantial changes to the bankruptcy laws make bankruptcy life so much more difficult for companies today?
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