Call their room later tonight and say "shut up kids, your mom and I are trying to sleep!"

Just realized you're LNL...I guess the mom thing won't work. Oops!

Your avatar is horrifying.

or will it?

Ever notice that about the only people who talk up "southern hospitality"...are southeners? Southern hospitality is more something southerns love to talk up, than it is reality. I've lived in quite a few parts of the country (to include "the south"), and midwesterners are, by far, the most hospitable and friendly people I've ever met.

Southerners are only hospitable to others born and raised in the south. I have some family down south and when I met people down there, the instant they hear I'm from up north they go from polite to cold shoulder very quick.

Get back across that line Yankee, our weather is better, our women are hotter and our food tastes way better.


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All the above is extremely debatable

True... That places you 72nd, 254th, and 212th in the grand scheme of things.

might (partially) explain the rampant obesity down south.

Must be the inbreeding.