Not a guess, but obviously not ironclad either. We'll be able to judge the source on April 11.

1. More sweet potato in the Blue Chips - the ratio is awful.
2. Extended hours on the Kew Shuttle - now serving your needs until 330am
3. Added cushions to the 190 flight deck seats - via an agreement with the “My Pillow” guy - note that My Pillows will now be sold onboard.
4. A new level added to the LIFT awards - 1/2 LIFT. For when you really felt like you should make the effort but just didn’t.

I vote Std Deviation to be our new CEO.

My first day at “work.”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk7oNNT7s14

You've had some really entertaining posts lately STD, who knew you were so hilarious?

Way more accurate.

Maybe a 0.002% Lyft Award?!

Last Trip..

F1: "Can you call Ops for [insert a list of BS items that should be done regardless every flight with 30 mins to departure time]

Me: "They know"

F1: "You act like you don't care!"

Me: "I'm not acting"

maybe the 190 makes bus pilots funny!

-or-

Sleeping between 2-5am on a regular basis makes for a normal, well adjusted human.

If I eat one more garbage plate during my 2 hr 40 min last day of reserve, day turn sit in ROC...

So...

***Sleeping between 2-5am (what's this and how do you do it?)*** on a regular basis makes for a normal, well adjusted human.