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Originally Posted by buzzpat
(Post 818159)
Absolutely. Here's "Buzz's Rules for Happy Wifedom." No matter what the husband does, its always 1 point. Diamond ring = 1 point; date night without the kids = 1 point; buying them a new house = 1 point; telling them that you just have got to get home to see them regardless of how tired you are = 1 point.
NEVER pass up a chance to score 1 point. It's money in the bank. :D -152 PTS for not noticing a hair trim and coloring back to the original color it was this morning. That's a lot of diamonds... :D |
Originally Posted by forgot to bid
(Post 818269)
there is this thread going on the slot swap... well, sort of, go a few pages into it and it's hijacked into a slot swap discussion :D
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Originally Posted by keenster
(Post 818193)
Just remember this, one screw up and all the points in the bank vanish and they remember it for a long time which eats up future points. Gave up on the points, once they realize the point system is out things get better, never allow yourself to get on the point system. Recommend the "Wife Training" Guide google it and save yourself or find the book called "The Predatory Female". Trying to save a brother.:D
Good advice, especially the second book. Remember, if she gives an ultimatum of any kind, you walk. I remember a comment I received on a date after re-entering the "market". We went to a restaurant, the food was good, the service, not so good. I did not leave a 15% tip. She said "the tip isn't big enough." I said "the correct response is thank you for dinner." Gotta set the correct tone early. |
Originally Posted by Scoop
(Post 817898)
*or the much too infrequent hot college babe pictures. *Roll with it.[/COLOR]
Scoop :) ^^^ it's clean, funny, true and worth watching now that were back to summer attire in the terminal! :D |
Originally Posted by DeadHead
(Post 818282)
I swear they could break this thread down into chapters.
http://www.airlinepilotforums.com/ma...west-news.html is the one hijacked from a SWA koolaid thread to a Delta slot swap thread. Post on it and bump it back to page 1 of the forums. :D Posting on iPhone can be messy. |
Originally Posted by scambo1
(Post 818285)
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Good advice, especially the second book. Remember, if she gives an ultimatum of any kind, you walk. I remember a comment I received on a date after re-entering the "market". We went to a restaurant, the food was good, the service, not so good. I did not leave a 15% tip. She said "the tip isn't big enough." I said "the correct response is thank you for dinner." Gotta set the correct tone early. |
Originally Posted by scambo1
(Post 818285)
She said "the tip isn't big enough."
I said "the correct response is thank you for dinner." Most men would have been devastated if the size of their tip was thus ridiculed. Not Scambo. What Knew is to flying, Scambo is to dating. One can only imagine a dating Nine pilot.... Had Scambo's ride been a pimped-out Nine, this chick would have ("pouf") disappeared, and been instantly been replaced by a smoking, scantilly-clad, hottie. To be replaced by the next (hotter) hottie if she dared utter such nonsense as well. Nine-drivers don't get aggravated: they get their date "refreshed". |
Originally Posted by Sink r8
(Post 818314)
Nice comeback!
Most men would have been devastated if the size of their tip was thus ridiculed. Not Scambo. What Knew is to flying, Scambo is to dating. One can only imagine a dating Nine pilot.... Had Scambo's ride been a pimped-out Nine, this chick would have ("pouf") disappeared, and been instantly been replaced by a smoking, scantilly-clad, hottie. To be replaced by the next (hotter) hottie if she dared utter such nonsense as well. Nine-drivers don't get aggravated: they get their date "refreshed". |
Originally Posted by reddog25
(Post 818113)
Sir...do you really believe that professional schedulers really make those type of mistakes...in the heat of battle? I've been flying these friendly skies since 1987, and i can tell you that they don't make mistakes, they make assignments to cover the flights.
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Dude!
Originally Posted by forgot to bid
(Post 818288)
Charting the Male Sex Drive
^^^ it's clean, funny, true and worth watching now that were back to summer attire in the terminal! :D That dude is really funny - thanks for posting that. My wife is going to love the explanation. |
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