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11-25-2008 | 05:21 PM
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Since we are telling jokes... here goes:
Santa was loading up his sleigh on Christmas Eve and was greeted by an FAA Jumpseater. He tells Santa, "I'll be riding along giving you your yearly checkride, can I see your weight and balance and certificates?"
"Sure" Santa says, handing over his documentation.
While the JS'er was looking over his credentials, Santa does a thorough preflight, checks on the reindeer and hops in. While they were buckling up, Santa looks over at the FAA jumpseater and says, "Hey, I gotta ask, what is the shotgun for?" the FAA guy looks at Santa, smiles and says, "Well.. you are going to lose an engine on takeoff."
Santa was loading up his sleigh on Christmas Eve and was greeted by an FAA Jumpseater. He tells Santa, "I'll be riding along giving you your yearly checkride, can I see your weight and balance and certificates?"
"Sure" Santa says, handing over his documentation.
While the JS'er was looking over his credentials, Santa does a thorough preflight, checks on the reindeer and hops in. While they were buckling up, Santa looks over at the FAA jumpseater and says, "Hey, I gotta ask, what is the shotgun for?" the FAA guy looks at Santa, smiles and says, "Well.. you are going to lose an engine on takeoff."
11-25-2008 | 05:54 PM
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Bendoraitis’s first week at Comair as President:
On Monday, Comair President Bendoraitis calls up Mr. Anderson in Atlanta and says, "Yo Rich! Come up to CVG and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Mr. Anderson asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
Bendoraitis says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Mr. Anderson gets on the next Delta flight to CVG to help with the puzzle.
Bendoraitis lets him in the GO and shows him where he has the puzzle spread out all over the conference room table.
Mr. Anderson studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to Bendoraitis and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
Anderson takes his hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of coffee, and then," he said with a deep sigh,..................
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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
That was my attempt at a lame joke...
On Monday, Comair President Bendoraitis calls up Mr. Anderson in Atlanta and says, "Yo Rich! Come up to CVG and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Mr. Anderson asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
Bendoraitis says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Mr. Anderson gets on the next Delta flight to CVG to help with the puzzle.
Bendoraitis lets him in the GO and shows him where he has the puzzle spread out all over the conference room table.
Mr. Anderson studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to Bendoraitis and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
Anderson takes his hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of coffee, and then," he said with a deep sigh,..................
(scroll down)
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
That was my attempt at a lame joke...
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Since we are telling jokes... here goes:
Santa was loading up his sleigh on Christmas Eve and was greeted by an FAA Jumpseater. He tells Santa, "I'll be riding along giving you your yearly checkride, can I see your weight and balance and certificates?"
"Sure" Santa says, handing over his documentation.
While the JS'er was looking over his credentials, Santa does a thorough preflight, checks on the reindeer and hops in. While they were buckling up, Santa looks over at the FAA jumpseater and says, "Hey, I gotta ask, what is the shotgun for?" the FAA guy looks at Santa, smiles and says, "Well.. you are going to lose an engine on takeoff."
Santa was loading up his sleigh on Christmas Eve and was greeted by an FAA Jumpseater. He tells Santa, "I'll be riding along giving you your yearly checkride, can I see your weight and balance and certificates?"
"Sure" Santa says, handing over his documentation.
While the JS'er was looking over his credentials, Santa does a thorough preflight, checks on the reindeer and hops in. While they were buckling up, Santa looks over at the FAA jumpseater and says, "Hey, I gotta ask, what is the shotgun for?" the FAA guy looks at Santa, smiles and says, "Well.. you are going to lose an engine on takeoff."
That is all
now back to your regularly scheduled Comair desperation
11-25-2008 | 05:57 PM
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11-25-2008 | 06:00 PM
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11-25-2008 | 06:35 PM
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11-25-2008 | 06:52 PM
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